After an afternoon of heavy drinking near the banks of the river Isar, Sebastian P. from Munich in southern Germany took offence at an east German tourist's accent and shouted "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."
He then grabbed a swan by its neck and swung it like a club at his victim.
The assailant has been given a two-year suspended sentence as a result of the attack, which resulted in minor injuries to the victim (who was also threatened with a variety of other objects including a burning barbeque).
[Thankfully, the swan managed to fly away unhurt and was not turned into a Bavarian sausage.]
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